The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power of bad luck

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The ability to see through insects.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!