- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to see through glass

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to waste money

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

Doing a handstand with your feet

the ability to look into your brain

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

Pointless Super Powers