- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to sweat poop.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to scare female plants.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!