The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!