- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to eat nandos

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to negate all powers including your own.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

Pointless Super Powers