- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power to become demented

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to never finish what you sta...

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power of love

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

Pointless Super Powers