the power to write only the letter R

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!