The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!