The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power to turn retarted

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to write on cellophane

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to sit

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!