the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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32% Levitation.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!