The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to think of food

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!