- Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

to do nothing

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!