- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your emotions at will

Everything Hawkeye does

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to have an ability.

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

the power of superspeed but only backwards

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to shit without squinting.

The power of women's rights.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

A good Kisser

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

Pointless Super Powers