- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to fart on a plane.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to freeze ice

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power of self mind control

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

Pointless Super Powers