The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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To shit bricks.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!