The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power of being pointless

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to look like yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!