The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!