The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to fly while under water

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!