The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to light glue on fire.

The power to eat soap.

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

to spelle caretly

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!