- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of food

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to take a s*** on people

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

Having the power to stand still

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to freeze ice

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers