The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to become black!

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to be powerless

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!