The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to mind reeds

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to like any show

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to write a country song

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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i love to make shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!