- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to draw a perfect circle.

the power to yell a math problem at will

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to not be color blind.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

Pointless Super Powers