The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!