The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to control dodos

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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to die when you are happy

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!