The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power of self mind control

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!