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The power to grow one wing
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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.
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the power to not finish your
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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.
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The power to push a door that only pulls.
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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet
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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed
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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.
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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.
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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...
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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.
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The power to watch tv
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The power to teleport through open doors.
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the pouwer giv mee gramr
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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!
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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.
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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...
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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT
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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds
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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other
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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.
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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.
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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep
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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!