The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!