The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the power to itch your teeth

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!