- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the ability to manually control your breathing

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to know who farted at any time.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to freeze ice

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to see in black and white.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

Pointless Super Powers