to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to have a power thats a power

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to have no power.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!