The power to to think less

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!