to poop a penny every year

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to read the terms of service.

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Taekwondo

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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Lactokinesis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!