- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The power to control yourself

the ability to type slower.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to walk on two legs

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The power to not exercise.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to only make burnt toast

X ray vision on chairs

Pointless Super Powers