The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to burn the sun.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to shed hair

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!