The power to be a normal human

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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make youself dumb

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to count to potato

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!