- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to think of pointless powers.

he power to make mistakes

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to eat food.

Pointless Super Powers