The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Being a freemason

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!