the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to think of food

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!