the power to be super ugly

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!