the power to instantly die

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The power to eat ass.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!