The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!