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the power to type without looking at the keyboard
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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.
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The power to grow your nails longer
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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose
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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold
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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.
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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane
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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack
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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint
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the ability to smell sounds
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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.
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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.
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the power to have the remote come to you.
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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to fart in technicolor.
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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms
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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!
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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.
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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.
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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind
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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee
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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see
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levi Hahne is gay
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!