To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power drown in water

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To pee standing up.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!