- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to listen to justin beiber

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

the power to shit with your mouth

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to be stupid

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to know where the beef is

Pointless Super Powers