- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to see where light is not present.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power of 3 seond super strength,

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The ability to turn into an embryo

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

Pointless Super Powers