Liam Brudenell

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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to die when you are happy

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to beathe

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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swear words -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!