The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Delayed Reaction Man

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Having the power of a normal human

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!