- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to be powerless

The power to think of pointless powers.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

the power to send text messages while driving

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to eat the red ones last

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to live.

The power to have a unique fart smell

Pointless Super Powers