- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to release the bogus

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to suck your own dick

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The ability to hear fish.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to remove all flavour from food.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

Pointless Super Powers