The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to release the bogus

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!