- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power of women's rights.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to eat nandos

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to have a power

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the power to tolerate alex simpson

To pee standing up.

the power to inhale and exhale air

Pointless Super Powers