- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to pee poop

The power to not exercise.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to drown on land.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

Pointless Super Powers