The power to become black!

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to create powers

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to lose this power.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!