- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to have a atomic fart

the powre to spel

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

Having the power to stand still

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

Pointless Super Powers