- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

the power to yell a math problem at will

To be able to summon old people

The power to start time.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

the power to complete math exercises

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The ability to smell colors

The power to drown on land.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

Pointless Super Powers