The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to think salmon.

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See through invisible people

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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cry acid tears

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!