To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!