The power to divide by zero

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The power to never get drunk

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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to die when you are happy

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to live.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!