the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power of women's rights.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to pee poop

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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to die when you are happy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!