The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!