The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to control sloths

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power drown in water

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!