The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to control sloths

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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Taekwondo

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to go suicide

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!