- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power of self mind control

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to herd cats

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to become yourself

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

Pointless Super Powers