The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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X ray vision on chairs

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Third armpit.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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to make asians smart

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!