The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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Being a freemason

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!