The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Meatvision.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Taekwondo

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to see forever

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!