the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to have a V8

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Meatvision.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!