the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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to make asians smart

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!