The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to live.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!