The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to create powers

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!