The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to see forever

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the power to fly while under water

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!