The power to live,but only when you are dead

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God tier Waste of Space

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to see through windows

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!